thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil)

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catsfurever:

when something happens to ur favorite character

image

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  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

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thenamesmadlibbs:

Ballpoint pen and watercolor Link doodles! 

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - International Trailer (x)

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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